Misnomer

I found myself working at a supermarket, my job consisting of being handcuffed to a stand, as part of some human display. I didn’t particularly enjoy it, but it paid well. I fell asleep from boredom and when I woke up, I’d been “working” for 5 hours. I decided it was time to go, and slipped out of my cuffs with surprising ease.

I walked around the supermarket, and ran into a childhood friend’s father, who immediately launched into a lecture about my future. Feeling this was all too familiar, I quickly opted out of this one-sided conversation by saying goodbye and walking to my car.

As I started to drive, I began to have an out-of-body experience. From the passenger seat, I watched myself drive. I sensed that the ‘me’ who was driving was doing so very poorly and feeling much anxiety. I began to fear for my safety, as his driving became more erratic and ignored traffic signals. I yelled at him to stop and pull over, so I could take over. It was as if I could not be heard. He gave no response, as fear grew in his eyes. 

I began to seriously fear for my life, but more so for my car and future insurance rates, so I did the only thing I had left - I woke up.

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

(via dressedlikeaghost)

Wild Belle - Keep You

restarts:


okinawanwarrior:


jai-liftingweight:


okinawanwarrior:


killthechallenge:


rippedfuel:


happyhealthyhumanoid:


chasingonerabbit:


missmuscles:


brilliantbiologist:


dhpt:


kelskicksass:


strongblrslinger:


DAFUQ is this shit!!??


What? Nooooo!


i have no words to describe the level of stupidity here. So stupid I am actually afraid it may be contagious.


wot is this?


Bro science at its finest. If you read between the lines, it says, “Keep women weak”.


Dear Tracy Anderson, please shut your big, ignorant mouth. Thanks.


I actually hate her so much, I can’t even tell you. Lani (rippedfuel) and I were having a discussion about her only two days ago. She is incredibly dangerous to women’s health. She NEEDS to get shut down.


my feelings can be summed up with ‘stabby’. I feel very stabby when I see this women. Her and Jillian Michaels for some reason.


grr, no. just, no.







Stabby lol….but yeah this is bs


one more reaction gif for good measure.



dafuq “don’t lift weights more than 1.5kg”? 
I’m pretty goddamn sure my purse weighs more than that, not to mention my school bag.  


Trollcy Anderson

restarts:

okinawanwarrior:

jai-liftingweight:

okinawanwarrior:

killthechallenge:

rippedfuel:

happyhealthyhumanoid:

chasingonerabbit:

missmuscles:

brilliantbiologist:

dhpt:

kelskicksass:

strongblrslinger:

DAFUQ is this shit!!??

What? Nooooo!

i have no words to describe the level of stupidity here. So stupid I am actually afraid it may be contagious.

wot is this?

Bro science at its finest. If you read between the lines, it says, “Keep women weak”.

Dear Tracy Anderson, please shut your big, ignorant mouth. Thanks.

I actually hate her so much, I can’t even tell you. Lani (rippedfuel) and I were having a discussion about her only two days ago. She is incredibly dangerous to women’s health. She NEEDS to get shut down.

my feelings can be summed up with ‘stabby’. I feel very stabby when I see this women. Her and Jillian Michaels for some reason.

grr, no. just, no.

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Stabby lol….but yeah this is bs

one more reaction gif for good measure.

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dafuq “don’t lift weights more than 1.5kg”? 

I’m pretty goddamn sure my purse weighs more than that, not to mention my school bag.  

Trollcy Anderson

Today I attempted to teach my students (ages 8 and 11) the meaning of “that guy” as part of their vocabulary lesson. After numerous examples in which they insisted on defending “that guy’s” normality, I gave up.

first real day of winter break. practiced music for several hours. came out to watch my old band play in downtown. met with a friend from the periphery of my social circle. introduced to her posse. invited over to her apartment. ordered in-n-out to go. headed over. ate. drank wine. hung out. bantered over the most random topics. dogs in new zealand driving cars. put on crazy stupid love as everyone began to knock out. drove home at 5am. good night.

Today I realized that I’ve developed an addiction to working out and setting PR’s. In the hours following an intense workout, I’m overwhelmed by warm, fuzzy feelings of elation and optimism. I imagine this is what taking drugs would be like.

timfergus0n:

Wiz Khalifa ft. Cam’ron — ‘The Bluff’ guitar jam

I love this guy’s style. Tasty!!

Strong Mayer influence is strong.

(Source: timatlas)

  • me: i wonder if anyone stalks me online, i'd be flattered
  • roommates: -_- the fuck is wrong with you!