Misnomer

Monica is the only girl I have liked in my life. She is a luvely little person as you know. When you see her, tell her I am in luve with her more than ever.

—Ronnie Kray

"After seeing his brother knighted by Prince Rhaegar despite being an infamously dishonorable man, Sandor became jaded with knighthood and developed an extreme contempt for romances and songs which present knights and wars as chivalrous and glorious, knowing all too well that supposedly honorable knights frequently butcher the innocent while claiming glory. Thus, Sandor has steadfastly refused to be knighted or take holy vows.”

Reset. Detach.

I used to think that all the musical opportunities I’d been presented with were because of my skill. That they were born out of merit and not luck. That I deserved it.

Since then I have been humbled by many of greater talent than me. And as my opportunities have expanded, I recognize that I am actually very lucky to have been where I’ve been. That despite all the advancements in my abilities, there are many of equal or greater potential.

All I can do is my best. The future is bright.

I found myself working at a supermarket, my job consisting of being handcuffed to a stand, as part of some human display. I didn’t particularly enjoy it, but it paid well. I fell asleep from boredom and when I woke up, I’d been “working” for 5 hours. I decided it was time to go, and slipped out of my cuffs with surprising ease.

I walked around the supermarket, and ran into a childhood friend’s father, who immediately launched into a lecture about my future. Feeling this was all too familiar, I quickly opted out of this one-sided conversation by saying goodbye and walking to my car.

As I started to drive, I began to have an out-of-body experience. From the passenger seat, I watched myself drive. I sensed that the ‘me’ who was driving was doing so very poorly and with much anxiety. I began to fear for my safety, as his driving became increasingly erratic and ignored traffic signals. I yelled at him to stop and pull over, so I could take over. It was as if I could not be heard. He gave no response, as fear grew in his eyes. 

I began to seriously fear for my life, but more so for my car and future insurance rates, so I did the only thing I had left - I woke up.

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

(via liftmyspiritswake)

Wild Belle - Keep You

restarts:


okinawanwarrior:


jai-liftingweight:


okinawanwarrior:


killthechallenge:


rippedfuel:


happyhealthyhumanoid:


chasingonerabbit:


missmuscles:


brilliantbiologist:


dhpt:


kelskicksass:


strongblrslinger:


DAFUQ is this shit!!??


What? Nooooo!


i have no words to describe the level of stupidity here. So stupid I am actually afraid it may be contagious.


wot is this?


Bro science at its finest. If you read between the lines, it says, “Keep women weak”.


Dear Tracy Anderson, please shut your big, ignorant mouth. Thanks.


I actually hate her so much, I can’t even tell you. Lani (rippedfuel) and I were having a discussion about her only two days ago. She is incredibly dangerous to women’s health. She NEEDS to get shut down.


my feelings can be summed up with ‘stabby’. I feel very stabby when I see this women. Her and Jillian Michaels for some reason.


grr, no. just, no.







Stabby lol….but yeah this is bs


one more reaction gif for good measure.



dafuq “don’t lift weights more than 1.5kg”? 
I’m pretty goddamn sure my purse weighs more than that, not to mention my school bag.  


Trollcy Anderson

restarts:

okinawanwarrior:

jai-liftingweight:

okinawanwarrior:

killthechallenge:

rippedfuel:

happyhealthyhumanoid:

chasingonerabbit:

missmuscles:

brilliantbiologist:

dhpt:

kelskicksass:

strongblrslinger:

DAFUQ is this shit!!??

What? Nooooo!

i have no words to describe the level of stupidity here. So stupid I am actually afraid it may be contagious.

wot is this?

Bro science at its finest. If you read between the lines, it says, “Keep women weak”.

Dear Tracy Anderson, please shut your big, ignorant mouth. Thanks.

I actually hate her so much, I can’t even tell you. Lani (rippedfuel) and I were having a discussion about her only two days ago. She is incredibly dangerous to women’s health. She NEEDS to get shut down.

my feelings can be summed up with ‘stabby’. I feel very stabby when I see this women. Her and Jillian Michaels for some reason.

grr, no. just, no.

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Stabby lol….but yeah this is bs

one more reaction gif for good measure.

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dafuq “don’t lift weights more than 1.5kg”? 

I’m pretty goddamn sure my purse weighs more than that, not to mention my school bag.  

Trollcy Anderson

Today I attempted to teach my students (ages 8 and 11) the meaning of “that guy” as part of their vocabulary lesson. After numerous examples in which they insisted on defending “that guy’s” normality, I gave up.